Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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