So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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