New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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