MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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