you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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