you guys were way drunker than both of me
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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