I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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