being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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