I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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