This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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