So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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