What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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