I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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