ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Duck Duck Cougar?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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