Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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