New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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