great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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