I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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