wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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