we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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