I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We are all done wearing pants today
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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