Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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