is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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