HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I would fuck him just for his dog
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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