It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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