Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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