its not stalking. its research.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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