I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
