found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I came so hard my ears popped.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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