Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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