scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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