no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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