Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
