Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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