I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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