No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
tell me about the eggs
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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