Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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