Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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