I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.