Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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