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(302): View more from Delaware

remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block

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(973): View more from New Jersey

would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?

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(772): View more from Florida

Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.

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(708): View more from Illinois

did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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(925): View more from California

you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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(512): View more from Texas

There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.

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(757): View more from Virginia

i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in

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(586): View more from Michigan

So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.

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