remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.