yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.