If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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