I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Just puked most of my soul out..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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