we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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