I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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