sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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