i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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