I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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