Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Dick very happy bro
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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