last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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