No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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