Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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