dude i'm inner monologue high
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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