Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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