White coat. Heels.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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