i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Randomize
