I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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