Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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