SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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