Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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