i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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