why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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